Meet the Parish Council

 

Mother Marjoram  (Herbaceous Oversight & General Wisdom)

Jimmy Nobs   (Publican & Keeper of curry)

Miss Daffodil Pruett   (Seasonal Observations & Tone)

Mr Humphrey Bellweather   (Meteorological Commentary)

Mr Percival Trotter  (Minutes, Provided he can find them)

Mr and Mrs Nugget  (Joint Speculation & occasional Badger Monitoring)

Mr Planter the farmer  (Agricultural anythings)

Mrs Agnes Root  (Foundational Concerns especially relating to vegetables)

Ms Brunhilda Barfoote (Strategic Direction & Quiet Correction)

 Jason (Door Management and Cheese Sandwiches)

 

 

The Constitution  

We, the Parish Council (hereafter “The Council”, “They”, or “Those Present”), being of reasonably sound mind and varying degrees of biscuit, do hereby establish this Constitution in order to:

• Maintain order, or the appearance of it.

• Discuss matters of importance.

• Avoid unnecessary spiralling (see Item 7b: Boot — Ongoing).

• Ensure that badgers are mentioned proportionately.

This Constitution shall be binding unless overruled by:

1. Weather,

2. Cake,

3. Brunhilda Barfoote,

4. Or circumstances described as “unprecedented”.